The Ultimate Lover Package
1. We'll kidnap you in front of your lover on Monday the 13th. We come in full force, wearing masks, tracksuits, and a rusty-white, 2012 Ford Transit escape van.
2. The package includes:
- 2 nights accommodation at a Motel 6
- 3 rounds of golf at the lowest-rated course in your area (Must play with Takomo spokesperson, Tim Urban, seen in this image).
- Unlimited Twisted Teas and Four Lokos
- 3 dozen Pro V1s, 1 dozen Top Flites that we found in the woods in Finland.
3. We will release you late Wednesday the 15th. A local makeup artist paints your face with some bruises and dried blood.