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Valentine's Day packages to warm your frigid heart.

We love Valentine's Day

but sometimes we all need a break.

Here are our very special Valentine's day packages for those who need some peace of mind during this rather stressful time of the year.

The Lovebird Package

1. We call you on Tuesday the 14th. We tell you that your long-lost aunt, to whom you are the only surviving relative, will be taken off life support. You must leave for the "hospital" immediately. This rich recluse aunt has requested that you and only you attend.

2. The package includes:

- Morning tee time with you and three buddies at a muni of your choosing.

- Unlimited Michelob Ultras.

- 2 sleeves of Kirkland's.

3. We will release you late Tuesday evening. Gifting you a fake 18th-century golden watch, a locket containing time-wore images of Lithuanian royalty, and a string of pearls to corroborate the story

The Cupid Package

1. We pretend to be local police and call your significant other. Uh oh, you've been detained for assaulting a Domino's delivery driver. Classic you. We tell your lover that you'll be locked up until we get this crime "sorted out."

2. The package includes:

- Two morning tee times

- Unlimited drinks (your choosing)

- A dozen Kirklands and a dozen Wilson Deep Reds

3. The call will be made on Monday the 13th and we will release you late Tuesday evening. You must give yourself a black eye to corroborate the story.

The Ultimate Lover Package

1. We'll kidnap you in front of your lover on Monday the 13th. We come in full force, wearing masks, tracksuits, and a rusty-white, 2012 Ford Transit escape van.

2. The package includes:

- 2 nights accommodation at a Motel 6

- 3 rounds of golf at the lowest-rated course in your area (Must play with Takomo spokesperson, Tim Urban, seen in this image).

- Unlimited Twisted Teas and Four Lokos

- 3 dozen Pro V1s, 1 dozen Top Flites that we found in the woods in Finland.

3. We will release you late Wednesday the 15th. A local makeup artist paints your face with some bruises and dried blood.

Interested? Learn more here.

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